They could also increase their attractive power by stacking multiple bears. Also, if you line up too many snout-to-snout and butt-to-butt, you have an increasing risk of the line becoming unstable and then cascading into a lumpy disorganized mass of polar bears.
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sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 1y
This image implies they could also be mutually attracted to rub their butts together.
Synthuir@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
But never anilingus 😔
Slovene@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
No, just ASS TO ASS!
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
They could also increase their attractive power by stacking multiple bears. Also, if you line up too many snout-to-snout and butt-to-butt, you have an increasing risk of the line becoming unstable and then cascading into a lumpy disorganized mass of polar bears.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Polar bear cascade sounds like it would be magnificent to witness but also very dangerous to be in the area
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Or that with 2 of the same polarity you’d get some 😋🍑
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Are you proposing the existence of monopolarbears?
Engywuck@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Is a polar bear water soluble?
OpenStars@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y
In the wild? No.
But with this kind of dipole moment, how could these ones not be!?:-P
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
There's another species of polar bear the lives among the brass forests of northern Canada.
ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 1y
Where would the second male bear go? 😳
ValorieAF@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y