c/memes · by Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 1yThere's always someone 271 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Most people don't want to break the sacred bond of pretending you're busy, because then next time, they might get caught for doing the same.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Recently discovered have ibs.
The silver lining is a good poop excuse.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
I was fortunate in that I rode a bike to work. Nobody stops the guy wheeling a bike. It's very clear, I'm leaving. Gtfo of my way.
qaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is how I learned to walk silently and swiftly with heavy steel tipped shoes