Does God stop the hunger pangs

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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 27 pts · 1y

yep. god gets credit for the meal but not the hunger

RangerJosie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are the 10 commandments edible?

PugJesus@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, but I hear Jesus is

RangerJosie@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Jeezits

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Careful what you wish for, he might send a school shooter instead. Dead people don't suffer from hunger. Mysterious ways and all that.

CaptainKickass@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My favorite thing about the 10 Commandments is that there are 11.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Would you like prayers with your thoughts?"

pyrflie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

I've heard it tastes great with a side of bootstraps.

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's lunchables.

lemonmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Now now, I've heard Trump bibles are just as edible as Trump steaks.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Remember: bootstraps may not be edible but the capitalist class is