A trebuchet builds trust. "I wouldn't trust him any farther than I could throw him."

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andrew_s@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Putting people you don't trust into a trebuchet is a win-win: it technically means you trust them more, but it also makes them someone else's problem.

Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Agreed. I figure that after a trip in the trebuchet almost anyone is going to be "trustworthy". At least, in the sense that they can no longer betray your trust.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

Orrrrrrrrr, they could turn into R-Kelly.

No, not the thing about believing they can fly. I meant more along the lines of pissing on 16 year old girls, and raping them.

What? There's a REASON they got launched from a trebuchet!

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You're too good for catapults now?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yes.

Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I'm in favor of using whatever you already have on hand.

subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is brilliant.

Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Thank you! Sometimes thinking sideways produces interesting results.

Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 1y

NOT THE DAD JOKE 😭😭😭😭