Jerkless January
Fuckless February
Masturbationless March
Anal only April
Milkless May
Jerkless Juny
Jerkless July
Anal only August
Sexless September
Locktober
No nut November
Dickless December
Them being straight literally has nothing to do with the topic and is completely unnecessary to even add to the topic. Chastity is not a gay but an S&M practice. Everyone, regardless of sexuality or gender, can do it.
14 Comments
30p87@feddit.org · 32 pts · 1y
Wait until they hear of No nut november (they have too many calories).
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
It was cruel of fate to put No Nut November immediately after Locktober.
30p87@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Jerkless January
Fuckless February
Masturbationless March
Anal only April
Milkless May
Jerkless Juny
Jerkless July
Anal only August
Sexless September
Locktober
No nut November
Dickless December
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
What do they think it is???
Brokewood@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Being "locked" in on their goal.
Meaning extremely focused, resilient to distraction.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
That's absolutely adorable. Though I will be less happy if it gets bastardized from its original goal like NNN.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Hadn't read the story yet, from the photos I'd have thought it was about getting a perm.
DarkThoughts@fedia.io · 13 pts · 1y
Them being straight literally has nothing to do with the topic and is completely unnecessary to even add to the topic. Chastity is not a gay but an S&M practice. Everyone, regardless of sexuality or gender, can do it.
beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Those beautiful, oblivious, meat-brained beefcakes.
neineon77@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
do we tell them?
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
This is actually a thing?!!!! T-T
nednobbins@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
So two kinda niche communities are going to fight over who gets to own "Locktober"?
I kind of hope someone animates this. I would watch, "Kinksters vs Gymrats: the Conquest of Locktober".
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
This.. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA8hBWJutCp/
nednobbins@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Not a bad start. I hope there are some entertaining responses and I hope he dials the bombast up to 11 next time.