Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y
I can't believe someone would violate the unshaking honor of the words printed on a bag like this
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
You forgot the part where they yelled "Without prejudice!" and signed their bag in blue ink at a 45° angle.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
vortexsurfer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You should also say/yell "I do not consent!", because it's illegal to search or arrest someone without their consent. It was a popular spell a few years ago, but I don't see it being used much anymore, so it's possible that the cops have found a counterspell. 😉
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
They paid $2000 to a guy they saw on YouTube to learn how to be tackled by that cop.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I am just transporting a bag. The contents are not officially licensed to be regulated by the state.
ilost7489@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Ah yes Straw Man, drug kingpin
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 19 pts · 1y
seaQueue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Meth chess
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Now I want to see two meth heads play chess, itll either be the most riveting game of chess or a gladiatorial matchup either way I am entertained.
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
They definitely thought it was hilarious to keep drugs in that bag. However;
They broke the most important rule. When breaking the law, only break one at a time. If you're gonna carry around your fun joke drug bag, don't do it while driving a stolen car.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
This is the kind of thing Chief Wiggum would proudly hold a press conference about while the thieves are carting away city hall in the background.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 1y
I wonder if the dude who got caught with it was dumbfounded that his plan didn't work.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
He must have been. "Trust me, bro" always works with cops. He probably even told the officer, "you've got to tell me if you're a cop. You know that, right?"
ebits21@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Security through obscurity. Not the best practice.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
I can't believe the bag would just lie like that!
Creat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Hey I got the same precision scale. Neat.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I spent a few years retailing on eBay, selling off my father's vast collections (he was like a hoarder, except much of his stuff had actual value) and I had a postal scale for lighter objects since most of the things I was selling were not more than a couple of pounds.
So it looked like a drug scale.
I used to have to show people that it actually said it was a postal scale on it if they came over and asked me if I was dealing drugs.
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1y
"Aww get out of here you rascals! Don't let me catch you again!"