Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html
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perfectlyundone@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 1y
The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 1y
The true crime was the lie
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 24 pts · 1y
Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
That's just more lies
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.
apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Inconceivable
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You keep using that word...
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
At least if you're gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it
Agent641@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
All warfare is deception
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
"I have a great idea"
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
...but the bag said!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Damm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Have you tried not keeping drugs in it?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Fuck the police.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
stealing a car is bad, but the majority of the process is insurance companies anyway, the police are a minor part of the bureaucratic process.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I dont really care all that much either way for people who want to do drugs. They should be legalized, licensed and produced safely, with addict treatment going to medical and mental health services, not the police.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
The main concern with fentanyl is that people who want to do drugs probably don't want to do fentanyl; they're probably seeking heroin, and getting fentanyl that they've been lied to about.
But the solution to that isn't to continue the failed policy of prohibition, it's legalization and regulation, so fuck the dealers who lie about what they're selling, but also yes, fuck the police.
xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
The addicts are not going to submit themselves to the medical services voluntarily.
Hamartia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtube.com/shorts/ooit1goJ0vs?si=OatlTXreIgxdigfc