If you don't drive a truck you're a wimpy loser and girls won't want to fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCvcfqpRvA

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20 Comments

Nemo@midwest.social · 29 pts · 3y (2 replies)

But if you ride a bike every day you'll have an amiz ass and they will.

That's science.

bumblebrainbee@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Can confirm. My husband rides his bike all the time. That ass is why I married him. And he's nice to me lol

Tigbitties@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Yup. Been taking the bike to work for the past 5 years and my wife has been complimenting me on my ass more frequently. I even got a little squeeze the other day.

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 3y

Nothing says virility like a minivan. The proof is screaming in the back.

Ramin_HAL9001@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I don't think I've ever seen an ad more obviously targeting the "men with tiny penises no self-respect" demographic.

Turkey_Titty_city@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

men like that drive F250s and 350s, not Colorados

reallyzen@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wrong. Drive a Miata and you get to fuck girls and boys, clearly a far superior car here.

According to their metrics anyway.

Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 3y

Miata is always the answer

fearout@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y

Weren’t these “real people, not actors” actually actors? I remember reading about these ads catching a lot of flak for that some time ago.

notapantsday@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's... it's satire, right?

Smoogy@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Just a dumb commercial targeting fragile men to buy trucks again

Moonrise2473@feddit.it · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Please tell me that this is staged satire...

Smoogy@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Just another dumb commercial to market another fucking truck to men.

Turkey_Titty_city@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

I drive a hatchback.

I'm clearly bi.

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y

I just call it easy filtering.

Izzy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Now have a third picture with a million dollar supercar behind the guy. I can't wait for this guy to make a video for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE

DarkThoughts@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Totally not cringing myself into the ground right now.