Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!

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Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 41 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, arrows

Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 46 pts · 1y

Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.

dwemthy@lemdro.id · 47 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It even domesticates some of the big ones

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

How else would you make asteroid cheese

cm0002@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Yea that's the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter's size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It's also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all

nullPointer@programming.dev · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

it's a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)

Dirac@lemmy.today · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

“Only I can bully my little brother!”

KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

I love this post

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This is so true

Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 1y

But isn't the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me

Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y

TIL, thanks jupiter!

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 41 pts · 1y

Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 1y

Seriously tho, wouldn't be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️

humblebun@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y

Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6

Caesium@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (7 replies)

we love jupiter

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y (6 replies)

et quoque te amo pueri.

onlyhumans@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who cut his dick off?

smeg@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y

Probably the bloody pope

pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The sack to shaft ratio is ginormous

Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

So much pee.

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Now show Uranus.

digdilem@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y

Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you're infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!

Bubs12@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I believed earth's moon also shield the earth from asteroids, but I'm not really sure I pulled this info out of my arse

mrslt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

No love for Saturn, though?

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Jupiter, blocking all the slings and arrows of outrageous interstellar warfare.