c/spooky_memes · by Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 1yFound this at Meijer (xpost) So wrong... 50 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I think I read that fanfic.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
They don't have a jolly rancher in the middle, do they?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Jesus... Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us...🤮
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼♂️🤪🎃🤮👻
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I'm dying to know more.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It's not the worst I've read, but it's definitely an all-timer.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one...
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Hol' up. Do you not know of the Jolly Rancher?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Today I learned.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Happy Halloween, youngin'!
Konstant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
I know I shouldn't but... What story?
Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Mango@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
😏
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They're pretty good
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Hope it's better than that awful cereal.
match@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
you've been sexualizing wednesday addams? i won't even suggest horny jail because I'm sure your world is a hell of your own making
randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
thank you, yes
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ya. Why? Who do you fantasize about?