c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas · by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1y

Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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7 Comments

Darkard@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Big news!

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How much news can there possibly be?

CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Someone isn't familiar with the competitive 'noff scene

cybermass@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

11/10

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.

Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

I am disgisted, horrified, bamboozled, and intrigued.

what are those names, what horrible design, what a weird premise. I want some... for research purposes, I assure you. I want to horrify other people with this cursed knowledge.

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Give them a pitch
https://www.fuchs.com/us/en/company/about-fuchs/mission-statement/
Fuchs
Lubricants. Technology. People.

LUBRICANTS. FUCHS focuses on lubricants and offers solutions for all requirements and fields of application in the world of lubricants.

TECHNOLOGY. FUCHS claims technological leadership in strategically important fields of application and is acknowledged as the number one technology partner by its customers. Not only does FUCHS focus on its own lubricants, it also takes a holistic approach, paying close attention to the processes in place at its customers.

PEOPLE. FUCHS' dedicated corporate culture, coupled with its loyal and motivated workforce, is the strategic key to its success. Our employees form the basis for this success.