c/offbeat · by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca · 1yFraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cje03dq2pyyoArchive/mirror: https://archive.ph/SaBu4 50 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?
Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?
"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"
Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Open a pizza parlor.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That's cheese laundering!
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!
OutForARip@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Think their boss meant the other sort of cheddar.
Axefanatic@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Not sure about the UK, but I think the price of cheese in Australia is highway robbery. Does that count?
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 1y
The price of every-fucking-thing in Australia is highway robbery ... and that highway is a toll road too.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
This feels like a Dortmunder heist, did anyone check the lorry refrigeration?
parpol@programming.dev · -4 pts · 1y
"High value",
"Cheddar"
Choose one.
Virkkunen@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Found the yank thinking their yellow plastic and cheddar are the same thing