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But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...

::: spoiler spoiler The wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce :::

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tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y (5 replies)

hey man i thought you were making a listeria joke, and i started to freak because my kids love this applesauce

Lumisal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I thought it was a lead joke but this apple sauce doesn't have "cinnamon"

Cort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Probably just a cyanide joke then, because of the apple seeds.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

"There are chemicals in food??"

insufferableninja@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

arsenic, no?

Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Apple seeds contain amygdalin, a substance that releases cyanide into the blood stream when chewed and digested. However, apple seeds in small amounts do not contain enough cyanide to cause harm.