c/greentext · by throwawaybanana@discuss.online · 1yAnon needs tips. 334 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
comrade19@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 1y
SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 24 pts · 1y
Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.
ddplf@szmer.info · 43 pts · 1y
shut up nerd
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 75 pts · 1y
Fake: anon has a female friend
Gay: anon likes the tip
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 1y
At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 1y
You're a non-human person?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
There are no robots on the Internet
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Hello fellow human being! How do you do?
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sure, I'd love to help with that!
To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying "I'm doing well, how are you?"
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
There are humans who don't understand human body language.
atro_city@fedia.io · 38 pts · 1y
*tries it on girl*
"Not me dummy!"
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
My friend would wait for an awkward silence and grab a boob. Life in the fast lane 😎