It's date night

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32 Comments

spacesatan@lemm.ee · 116 pts · 1y (3 replies)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 10 pts · 1y

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

BatrickPateman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 1y

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

lemmyknow@lemmy.today · 45 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

Rolando@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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laranis@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bonafided use of AI.

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y

bamfic@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

XTL@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 1y (5 replies)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Lives in a dream

CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
Maalus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

bamfic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 1y

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 32 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sad

Lightor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Legit sad

brb@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

based

python@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

Maalus@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

There is italian music playing

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Anon sounds like me

Rolando@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

Abby Shapiro?

Rolando@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

pixelscript@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

babybus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 1y

Based.