ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"
The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.
There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable
Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 204 pts · 1y
For the uninitiated
Jackthelad@lemmy.world · 167 pts · 1y
"Got confused"?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
scytale@lemm.ee · 70 pts · 1y
IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
ogler@lemmynsfw.com · 54 pts · 1y
ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 1y
Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Can't find.
ramble81@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Don’t leave it hanging
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can't vouch for it now.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Imgur took it down D:
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Shai-Hulud
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y
Maybe they meant "concussed?"
Lyrl@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).
Senseless@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
Helicopter goes brrrrr
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.
Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
https://vimeo.com/49333930
It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.
dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y
Well aren't you blessed!
BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y
I don't think it's the size of his slanger that's confusing the audience. Wtf is that show
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
"Put that eldritch horror away."
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
(I don't get it)
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
That’s horrifying.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
That sounds like a rumor that William started.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
Wait, 👀 for real?
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
"Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!"
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
https://vimeo.com/49333930
Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
The fuck did I just watch
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
It's OK. Welcome to the other side.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Not my proudest
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Damn I'm kinda jealous
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y
I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
100%
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Kinda hard to google, you got more?
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
It was a joke. He famously does his own stunts.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Oh, someone is thirsty...
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
That was a mean trap...
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Not exactly what you're looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.
robocall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant's trunk in your pants
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
How does he walk?!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 36 pts · 1y
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y
Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 1y
https://waroftheworlds.fandom.com/wiki/File:Tripod.gifUncertain beyond the attribution on the gif. I just searched walking tripod. The link above is the original source I got it from.
apex32@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
What the fuck
WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
DaFoe was amazing in "The Lighthouse (2019)."
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y
I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing... 🤔
I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren't relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
*doppelbanger
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Is this just in reference to "Anti-christ?". I don't think I've seen him naked in anything else.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Found it
Iceblade02@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
His green goblin popped up for me.
Iceblade02@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
flicker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Oh my God! No, thank you!
Poor man.