Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head

https://theonion.com/catholic-church-courts-youth-by-adding-badass-deity-wit-1851339869/

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kamenlady@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

i had to search online to be sure

cerement@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
cerement@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

cadekat@pawb.social · 19 pts · 1y

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

seahorse@midwest.social · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are her boots covered in blood?

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"

Bashnagdul@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Buddy Jesus 2.0

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

Pringles@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social · 4 pts · 1y

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.

ensoniqthehedgehog@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.