c/showerthoughts · by jeanofthedead@lemmy.world · 3yA vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup. Mmm hot bean juice. 669 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
Metal_Zealot@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 3y
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 3y
It's also as old as dirt
TheQuietCroc@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?
greyhathero@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans
jeanofthedead@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.
Hextic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.
ipha@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.
tj111@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
For the unenlightened.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Deep dish pizza...
Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?
scutiger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.
xoggy@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y
But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.
Encode1307@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
How dare you sir and/or ma'am?
Misconduct@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
😠
xoggy@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y
Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.
RicketyHalo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.
askmeaboutmylunch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?
Broadwayqtpi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Vanilla bean :)
askmeaboutmylunch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Ah. TIL
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
repost bots here already?
jeanofthedead@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?
nx2@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
Mhmm.. soup..
RyruGrr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
great_site_not@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Wtf are the fourth and fifth beans in that scenario? 😂
adj16@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I think this madlad is talking about dipping his own beans into his latte..?
Thief@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 3y
But why in the shower? Can you not do that out the shower? Unclear why shower is involved.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Because it's pulling the water running off the beans, like the coffee.
You know, to add to the broth.
kool_newt@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Aequitas55@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit