c/whitepeopletwitter · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yA QA engineer walks into a bar... 634 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 63 pts · 1y
An SEO specialist walks into a bar, saloon, watering hole, place to get drinks, neighborhood bar, dive bar, best mixed drinks, beer on tap...
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 1y
Damn. Need to wrap that whole bar in a try: except: that just silently fails. Solves all the issues and you go to another bar.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y
“But if it silently fails then we won’t know there’s a problem until a customer reports it and we go looking for it!”
Yes, and that could be weeks before it becomes my problem again!
taladar@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
And weeks later, after that change has been rolled out to all the bars, the engineer now has to travel to every single one of them to fix it.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Customer: Can i use the bathroom?
Bartender: Ehhhh our bathroom is not available at the moment.
Customer: What?
Bartender: Not. Available...
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
def bathroom(customer): return False
No1@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Exception:
Spits out entire codebase
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Thank god, finally a bar that sells lizards and kills people who spend to much time in the bathroom, this place is perfect.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
I'm reading this while sitting on the toilet. Do I have anything to worr... Oh fuck! I'm on fire! Help!
crawancon@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
lesson: santize your bartenders inputs but also use hierarchical rbac to provide guests access to querying for amenities.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser'); DROP TABLE bartenders;
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
A table falls over and drops on the foot of the developer
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
No1@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y
QA Terrorist?
taladar@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Who else is going to engineer the tools to break stuff?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
Did they order Bobby Tables beers though
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Bobby ordered beers for the table, stack overflow caused them to black out
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Don't forget to order null beers, and " DROP TABLE * BEERS
kaboom36@ani.social · 6 pts · 1y
In animated form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPIFItnrcg
Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I've played enough games to know that he definitely forgot to check for integer overflow errors.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
that's the big number