If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 69 pts · 1y
I can tell you're not an American, OP.
Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️
qarbone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Ah, kph/"kills per hour". My favorite American unit of speed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.
We're talking about kph^C^.
BluesF@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No, that's also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.
the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well
TheFrirish@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 1y
Professional Americaning
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y
I think you mean round child.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.
casmael@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.
casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I thought this was taking place in a vacuum
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
You'll still roll without air. Air has a negligible, if anything negative, impact on rolling.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
davidgro@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.
hihi24522@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Square child per bullet then?
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Lol bullets per square child. I'm going to hell if I wasn't already
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
Wogi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I read that in an incomprehensible British accent
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much
mastazi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you're done with the milk.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
hot dog