Tweeting is dead

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25 Comments

holycrap@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Xitting

Flanders_Poppy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Xit, Xitting, Xat. Keeping in mind that most people pronounce the "x" as "sh".

zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

X crementing

Andrew15_5@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

Why would anyone pronounce it like that?

ArchTemperedKoala@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Xing

CanDoComputerDude@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Scissoring

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet

X > Xcreting > Xcrement?

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Xeet - one better than yeet.

Comment105@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

We can be more subtle about it

X > Xcreating > Xcreation

Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I don't know why Elon musk didn't just call it tXting

Ducks@ducks.dev · 10 pts · 3y

That would have been too smart

Parallax@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire

Swagowicz@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

And i love every second of it. Haven't used that garbage in years.

Replica@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

LeVar Burton Meme > Drake Meme. Time for a new standard.

Possiblystupid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

That just sound like something that should be done in private. Maybe somthing you should consult your doctor about.

yA3xAKQMbq@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y

Xreeching

Raisin8659@monyet.cc · 5 pts · 3y

Now every body can enjoy eXcreting all the X's

bignavy@programming.dev · 5 pts · 3y

So glad I Xited right after Musk’s purchase was finalized. My days are freer and my conscience is clear!

aesopjah@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

"An official xcreeted this morning in response to the allegations saying Uuaauahagh.

Someonelol@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Musk's new designation shall be Xcretus.

bigkix@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

People sure are obsessed by an app they supposedly don't even use.

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 3y

That's because Twitter was a widely used common platform, even if you didn't use it you still got news from there.

So people get annoyed when it got x'ed.

qwertychomp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Tooting, it's what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots