Sudo eat

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drspod@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 1y (8 replies)

If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

Guess I'll stay on a diet after this

AHasshacked@links.hackliberty.org · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

fucking ubuntu has "activate" watermark? what a joke

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

Noo it was a joke XD

..but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

(though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

make crackers

Steve@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y

sudo apt install libflour

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree

Reading state information... Done

The following packages have unmet dependencies:

libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed

E: Unmet dependencies. Try 'apt --fix-broken install' with no packages (or specify a solution).

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y

Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United's packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

atmur@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

i'm on a diet, i'll just take the crackers

sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

I decompiled the kernel

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y

Sandwich Calcium Cracker

bonehurtingjuicehealingcrackers?

Nytixus@kbin.melroy.org · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Whew, for a minute there I didn't have a mouth and I needed to scream.

Thanks again, apt-get

jaybone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Morphit@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y

For thin clients?

Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

German laundry detergent

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done
nobleshift@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
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passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Perfect to go with GNU

LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I eat Arch btw.

Also what kind of distro is "chocolate cream"?

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Free = libre, not gratis

m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

thai one on