touhou themed rule

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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that's normal.?

So, like a normal BJ, then?

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

I had to have an operation for that

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lime@feddit.nu · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

it's when you dodge all the shots

Cumshot graze bonus

Like dark souls?

So same as a regular one but wearing a mob cap or something?

I hope whoever cropped the response off steps on a Lego.

you have to dodge orange balls while doing it

Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y