My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of "but that's how I show I love you" and just kept at it.
10 plus years later it's a wonder my arms haven't callused over. Love that weirdo
LOL, yeah I was pretty surprised when I first started dating my wife and she reared her head back like that old cat video and then clamped her teeth down around my forearm. Now I like it.
I once put an entire watermelon under the wipers on my friends car like a parking ticket when I knew they had a rough day at work. They like watermelon.
Gave my brother my mullvad account so he can use a VPN and his PC and taught him how to pirate. Which browser, which sites to trust.. Even walked him through a manjaro install over the phone. I often clean his PC for him when ever I'm over.
Built my ex a cute itx PC in turquoise. Dinky little thing.
My wife has a very demanding career, so really needs her hobbies to let go of the stress. What I do is listen when she's talking about what has her interests. Then if there is anything I can do to facilitate it, it will suddenly materialize. This is not always something expensive or even something material.
Just before COVID the entire family got into playing D&D. Being an artist my wife went bonkers on painting miniatures. So I made sure she had all the paints and brushes she needed. Plus, the dining room, which is actually our "hobby" room, got a lighting upgrade
How bonkers did she get? This bonkers and there are many many more:
My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.
Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.
35 Comments
geogle@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
Doing a fresh Linux install on your partners laptop
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y
Momma warned me about people like you
maxprime@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y
Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?
Me: it’s my love language!
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Lol.
"But honey, I left you a README file..."
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online · 37 pts · 1y
My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of "but that's how I show I love you" and just kept at it.
10 plus years later it's a wonder my arms haven't callused over. Love that weirdo
FindME@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org · 23 pts · 1y
Dude, that's not your partner, that's a green anaconda!
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online · 14 pts · 1y
Aw fuck, I've been bamboozled =(
Today@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
My husband always says, "Stop biting me!" but I think he's faking.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
That's my guilty pleasure as well. I enjoy biting.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
LOL, yeah I was pretty surprised when I first started dating my wife and she reared her head back like that old cat video and then clamped her teeth down around my forearm. Now I like it.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Pebbling. Giving small gifts or sharing small pieces of content/info that they are interested in
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
They can even be literal pebbles if they're into that!
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks. They're minerals
Mango@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So, uhh... Do you like boulders?
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I take what I can get
Mango@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Kk, because I have information to dump about all the things I like!
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
Every person and couple has their own so its tough to say. I wake my gf with kisses only which she likes.
ramble81@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
I dunno, she seems to like my kisses too.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y
What in the 'I'd fuck this guys dead wife too' situation you putting me in 😭
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
My wife and I tend to pull stupid faces at each other.
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 1y
you warn them you are aware but aren't complicit to their addictions(hobbies). then you tell them just this time~
you join them anyways.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
"I don't condone this but..."
Lights molotov
Today@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
"Why is there so much yarn everywhere?!"
Two weeks later when the weather cools off - "Can you make a hat for me?"
Fosheze@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I once put an entire watermelon under the wipers on my friends car like a parking ticket when I knew they had a rough day at work. They like watermelon.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Washing the dishes, or cleaning up after yourself tells me that you love me and you in a way that words can't express
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Gave my brother my mullvad account so he can use a VPN and his PC and taught him how to pirate. Which browser, which sites to trust.. Even walked him through a manjaro install over the phone. I often clean his PC for him when ever I'm over.
Built my ex a cute itx PC in turquoise. Dinky little thing.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
Navigating bureaucracy for someone else
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Put "never gonna give you up" playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Does infodumping count?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Listen to your SO's friends and [close] family.
Your SO talks to them about what they really want.
Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
54m here, married for 19 years.
My wife has a very demanding career, so really needs her hobbies to let go of the stress. What I do is listen when she's talking about what has her interests. Then if there is anything I can do to facilitate it, it will suddenly materialize. This is not always something expensive or even something material.
Just before COVID the entire family got into playing D&D. Being an artist my wife went bonkers on painting miniatures. So I made sure she had all the paints and brushes she needed. Plus, the dining room, which is actually our "hobby" room, got a lighting upgrade
How bonkers did she get? This bonkers and there are many many more:
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Rawr!
(It means I love you in dinosaur)
m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.
Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.
Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I loved it when my ex would act like a child to put something stupid into context.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · -10 pts · 1y
Killing.