Fantarule

Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)

Would have made the assassination a lot fresher.

I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time

So that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!

Oldie but a goodie.

I'd take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I'd go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says "way ahead of ya" with no context or other traces of human presence.

the blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)