c/theonion · by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 1yUSA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation https://chaser.com.au/world/usa-to-destabilize-american-government-after-discovering-its-an-oil-rich-nation/728 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
Shawdow194@fedia.io · 49 pts · 1y
Gold
NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space · 15 pts · 1y
Black gold, one might say!
Thassodar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Texas tea!
elvith@feddit.org · 41 pts · 1y
Next, they’re bringing them democracy?
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 27 pts · 1y
Managed Democracy™
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 1y
Democrazy^TM^
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
...for SuperAmerica!
B312@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
How bout a nice cup of liber-tea
Twoafros@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
This the realest fake headline
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Mission accomplished.
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Don't tell America...
...there's oil in America.
"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
FK I bit it
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion
danc4498@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Thanks Obama!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry
lulztard@sh.itjust.works · -11 pts · 1y
Are Americans finally reaping what they've sown for over a hundred years? I can't wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Something something, nose, spider face