TheSlad

u/TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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on Pop (2024-04-20) · c/pbf · 8 pts · 9d

The comic seems to depict Reed's Ginger Brew, which is hands down one of the best ginger ales I've ever had. PBF has good taste

on sonc · c/transmemes · 4 pts · 11d

Sonic? No, hes cis.

Tails though, ain't nobody can convince me that boy don't have a vagina.

on Anon visits IHOP · c/greentext · 10 pts · 15d

I always say them, in an obnoxiously over the top advertisy voice. I guess some people are just different 🤷🏼‍♂️

I have a theory that there isnt actually a correlation between pedos and right-leaning politics, its just that the conservative ones are much more likely to offend and then also get caught because theyre fucking stupid.

Actually that guy is more wrong than you were. "Gooning" is the act of edging multiple times in a single long session such that your body is pumped so full of sexual endorphins that you essentially become an accessory to your groin. No longer a person with a penis, but simply a rock hard cock with a human attached to it who's sole purpose is providing sexual gratification. This is the "goon state". The term "gooning" does derive from its previous usage as the gooner becomes a simpleton, brainless idiot, etc.

Gooners typically also use multiple screens in a dark room with their porn of choice on each screen to maximize sexual stimulation, essentially entering into their own pocket dimension where there exists only porn and their throbbing shaft.

Source: Me. I once hit the ceiling with my load after a 5 hour goon session.

on Fighting · c/lotrmemes · 13 pts · 23d

Tolkein is very explicit in that you should not fuck with a hobbit who's got a rock and a sling.