Well, first of all, it has to be alliterative with your name, so I'll need that. First and last, please.
And nothing invented after you were born, like Cascatelli, so give me your birthday.
I'll need your social security number to verify you're legally allowed to be assigned a pastadentity.
Last thing is your home address, to take any regional or cultural influences into account. You might look like a papardelle but actually be a tagliatelle!
I never understood how anyone found those remotely interesting. Maybe they're just supposed to be funny but... I don't know. I don't get it. Always just seemed like taking an assortment of questions and stretching the implications of one's answers to the point of incredulity in order to shoehorn them into one of the set outcomes.
Like a choose your own adventure book where the outcomes only have the faintest connection to your choices.
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RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 11d
I don't need a survey for that.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 11d
Only a cavatappi would say that -.-
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 11d
Can confirm. I don't need a survey and I'm a total cavatappi
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d
Fun fact: cavatappi was originally named after Adriano Celentano, the Prisencolinensinainciusol guy.
eyesaremosaics@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 12d
Spaghetti, straight until it gets wet
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 12d
Where's the survey link, OP???
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 11d
Well, what kind of pasta are you?! This is important!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 11d
Farfalle
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 11d
Gnocchi
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 11d
Those are nefarious data collecting mechanisms, not good to do them.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d
I am a linguine.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 11d
"Select Your Dream Bedroom To Discover What Type of Tampon You Are"
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d
I am a tortalone
hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 12d
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
Well, first of all, it has to be alliterative with your name, so I'll need that. First and last, please.
And nothing invented after you were born, like Cascatelli, so give me your birthday.
I'll need your social security number to verify you're legally allowed to be assigned a pastadentity.
Last thing is your home address, to take any regional or cultural influences into account. You might look like a papardelle but actually be a tagliatelle!
expr@programming.dev · 2 pts · 11d
I never understood how anyone found those remotely interesting. Maybe they're just supposed to be funny but... I don't know. I don't get it. Always just seemed like taking an assortment of questions and stretching the implications of one's answers to the point of incredulity in order to shoehorn them into one of the set outcomes.
Like a choose your own adventure book where the outcomes only have the faintest connection to your choices.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
This is such a gnochetti thing to say.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d
Judt sign up with your email at the end so they can show you your results ...on the webpage.