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clownboybebop writes:
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
Why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
25 Comments
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 88 pts · 27d
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 27d
grte@lemmy.ca · 40 pts · 27d
snooggums@piefed.world · 8 pts · 26d
Kangaroo Jacked
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 27d
Mom:
Damage@feddit.it · 13 pts · 27d
I'd like to meet mom, Lori Petty hot af
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 41 pts · 27d
You knew exactly what she meant
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 27d
That's why we named you Joey
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
I had a spruce-top ukulele that I named Spruce Stringsteen
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 27d
There's a zoo near me that has kangaroos you can pet. They are so very soft, they love scritches, they're like silly muscle puppies.
Lemurs, not so much. They look like they'd be soft but the feel like they were designed to scrub bottles.
WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social · 9 pts · 26d
Is this the Kansas City Zoo? I remember the kangaroo and wallaby exhibit was just an open field that you wandered around with the animals (just giant reds, just the small guys) and they would come right up to people.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d
Close! tanganyika wildlife park, south of Wichita. Though they do trade occasionally so we may have met the same kangaroo.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 26d
Now I want to try scrubbing bottles with them. You could probably have a while YouTube channel about cleaning vessels with various mammals.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Nah, it has to be some sort of burrowing animal; otherwise you get accusations of animal cruelty. Burrowers will happily leap into and out of the vessels themselves.
If ferrets had bristly fur they'd be the best pipe cleaners.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 26d
A burrowing owl?
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 27d
Furry here; I know of quite a few kangaroo furries.
Individual_Orchid@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 26d
Are they muscular?
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 26d
So muscular.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 27d
Kangaroo dick and balls are bullpupped
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 26d
I didn't need to know that. I didn't need to have to Google that. I didn't need the further information I got from the internet about multiple kangaroo vaginas and bifurcated kangaroo penises. You made this happen. I hope you're proud.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 26d
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 26d
OP's mom knows what's up
webp@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 26d
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 26d
Did you tell her kangaroo furries exist? It sounds like she might become one...
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 26d
Also delicious