Activate Linux

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12 Comments

cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de · 57 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Doesn't everyone know the activation command is :(){ :|:& };:

rtxn@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Put that in your /etc/profile and you'll never have trouble with activating Linux.

where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Aren't you, like, supposed to make sure the community is civilized and all?

rtxn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

I'm supposed to be doing a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

acid121@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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Ooops@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

RegretfulStegosaur@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
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addie@feddit.uk · 43 pts · 1y

Clicking the 'Activate' link prompts you to enter your shoe size and postal address, so that you may receive a shark plush toy and your own pair of The Socks.

krippix@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

I use enzymes for mine.

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Honestly, Ubuntu behavior.

user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thought it was a new distro. Now I'm disappointed.

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Like if ReactOS got big boy development and went full circle lol

kekmacska@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

reactOS can have bsod for the authentic windows experience