What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?

Pil-grams!

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Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

ryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

angrystego@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.

Broken@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

This is gold

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