2My grandfather used to sleep on piles of old magazines.... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 5m · 0 comments
42Why did the deer go to the orthodontist? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 23h · 1 comments
35Why didn't the shellfish farmer go for a jog? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 1d · 0 comments
118Remember mountains aren't just funny..... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 2d · 5 comments
97I have a bad habit of running red lights..... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 7d · 1 comments
58What do you call a cow that's good at math? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 8d · 3 comments
54What's the name of Canada's spy agency? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 11d · 11 comments
194I got fired from my job at the Pepsi factory.... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 12d · 17 comments
80I was booking a standard hotel room the other day and the manager kept trying to get me to upgrade to a bigger room with a separate bedroom and living area.... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 14d · 8 comments
99What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 15d · 14 comments
130I've decided to sell my limbo dance equipment for $10.... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 16d · 2 comments
49If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 18d · 29 comments
124Our neighbor gifted us a willow tree with the idea that someday it'll be nice to sit under. In return I gave them a maple with the same idea... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 18d · 10 comments
54What kind of mistakes does a ghost make? c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 20d · 2 comments
98Parallel lines have a lot in common.... c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 21d · 7 comments
on Why don't astronauts like gravity? · c/dadjokes · 3 pts · 5dSince the earlier joke was a repost, I deleted it and we'll try again
on What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind? · c/dadjokes · 11 pts · 15dThat really stings
on If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama? · c/dadjokes · 8 pts · 17dThe residents of the greater Boston area have an accent when -ar is pronounced -ah. So a car is a cah.
on Our neighbor gifted us a willow tree with the idea that someday it'll be nice to sit under. In return I gave them a maple with the same idea... · c/dadjokes · 18 pts · 18dYou're throwing a lot of shade, maybe yew need a hug?
on A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually.... · c/dadjokes · 13 pts · 24d
on Why does Peter Pan ways fly around? · c/dadjokes · 8 pts · 33dYep, the phone strikes again. Thanks
on What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights? · c/dadjokes · 6 pts · 47dThanks, my phone didn't like it either
on What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights? · c/dadjokes · 15 pts · 47dThis one hurt to type, so we suffer together
on What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? · c/dadjokes · 4 pts · 56dThat's very good! Well done
on Why did the baker make unleavened bread? · c/dadjokes · 4 pts · 68dWhy would an electrician use yeast, I'd be......shocked if they did
on I love going outdoors.... · c/dadjokes · 1 pts · 69dSo, what's your preferred Linux distribution and why is it Mint?
on I did my first nude painting the other day... · c/dadjokes · 11 pts · 70dSorry I'm late, was super busy at work today.
on I called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No"..... · c/dadjokes · 22 pts · 73dIt's true, you can go check it out for your shelf....
on What TV shows are absolutely worth watching? · c/asklemmy · 7 pts · 74dI had to scroll way too far to find the Expanse.
on What TV shows are absolutely worth watching? · c/asklemmy · 4 pts · 74dIt's too bad the didn't make a second season of Altered Carbon, nope, no second season at all.
on I'm reading a book about sandpaper.... · c/dadjokes · 2 pts · 81dShouldn't you be on lemmygrad.ml comrade?
Where? I'm not seeing it here
Since the earlier joke was a repost, I deleted it and we'll try again
I take them, literally....
That really stings
The residents of the greater Boston area have an accent when -ar is pronounced -ah. So a car is a cah.
You're throwing a lot of shade, maybe yew need a hug?
Yep, the phone strikes again. Thanks
Thanks, my phone didn't like it either
This one hurt to type, so we suffer together
For the most part, yes.
That's very good! Well done
Why would an electrician use yeast, I'd be......shocked if they did
So, what's your preferred Linux distribution and why is it Mint?
Risky click of the day
Sorry I'm late, was super busy at work today.
It's true, you can go check it out for your shelf....
I had to scroll way too far to find the Expanse.
It's too bad the didn't make a second season of Altered Carbon, nope, no second season at all.
Shouldn't you be on lemmygrad.ml comrade?