I was booking a standard hotel room the other day and the manager kept trying to get me to upgrade to a bigger room with a separate bedroom and living area....

I assume that you turned down the service.

Im gonna hotel this joke to my friends

I hope they weren’t hostel about it

I once had a hotel manager try to upsell me on a suite with two floors. But that's another story.

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