The captcha test typically isn't whether you can correctly identify it, it's whether your actions on the computer appear to be human. Hesitation, moving the mouse like a human, etc. Which square you pick, doesn't matter in the end. However, I do believe they have used that for training data to help AI.
Week one, Gerald was just a little shorter. We assumed bad posture. Week two, his vocabulary dropped to about forty words. We assumed a cleanse.
By week three, Gerald was wearing a diaper to the quarterly review and demanding someone cut his grapes.
The cocaine showed up around week four, which honestly raised more questions than the regression. Turns out toddlers have very strong opinions about Colombian product quality. Gerald would crawl to the whiteboard, rail a line with his tiny fist, then absolutely lose his mind because someone ate his Goldfish crackers.
HR sent three memos. None of them covered this specific scenario.
The pediatric cardiologist we eventually consulted said she'd "never seen anything like it" which felt like an understatement given Gerald was simultaneously eighteen months old and our regional VP of Operations.
The intervention happened on a Tuesday. Twelve grown adults sitting in a circle around a baby in a onesie that said WORLD'S OKAYEST BOSS, trying to explain addiction to someone who had forgotten object permanence.
When two tanks love each other very much, they go out to sea and...
I'd change it to: Why does gravity make astronauts sad?
FYI, the wing sail one is called wingfoil.
How will I ever remember that!
The captcha test typically isn't whether you can correctly identify it, it's whether your actions on the computer appear to be human. Hesitation, moving the mouse like a human, etc. Which square you pick, doesn't matter in the end. However, I do believe they have used that for training data to help AI.
There there, buyer beware, do take care, as a bare tear is no wear and tear, and requires repair.
Cheese pizza isn't necessarily done with mozzarella or at least not just with mozzarella. I've seen places have both on the menu (Cheese + Margherita)
AAAAaaaaaaaaahhhh....
Someone swore a lot when they were young, and liked the punishment.
Ho-kayy
Do you like wet socks?
Spoiler!
I read "medieval" appointment and was thoroughly confused, and intrigued.
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
Or the angry version: https://dontpastetheai.com/angry/
Nobody warned us it would happen this fast.
Week one, Gerald was just a little shorter. We assumed bad posture. Week two, his vocabulary dropped to about forty words. We assumed a cleanse.
By week three, Gerald was wearing a diaper to the quarterly review and demanding someone cut his grapes.
The cocaine showed up around week four, which honestly raised more questions than the regression. Turns out toddlers have very strong opinions about Colombian product quality. Gerald would crawl to the whiteboard, rail a line with his tiny fist, then absolutely lose his mind because someone ate his Goldfish crackers.
HR sent three memos. None of them covered this specific scenario.
The pediatric cardiologist we eventually consulted said she'd "never seen anything like it" which felt like an understatement given Gerald was simultaneously eighteen months old and our regional VP of Operations.
The intervention happened on a Tuesday. Twelve grown adults sitting in a circle around a baby in a onesie that said WORLD'S OKAYEST BOSS, trying to explain addiction to someone who had forgotten object permanence.
Gerald just cried.
Which, fair.
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Why not start there instead.
"Yeah, but Abu Dhabi do"