c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 17dWhat do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind? A maybe! 🐝 99 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
xep@discuss.online · 18 pts · 17d
To bee, or not to bee, that is the question.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 17d
Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 17d
🎶 Eric the half a beeeee 🎶
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 16d
Yo ho ho, he he heee...
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 17d
I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
It depends. How many bees are we talking about? One or two?
I originally replied to the wrong comment. Now I will buzz off in embarrassment.Danika7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Absolutely! LOL! 😄 - 🙏
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
one_old_coder@piefed.social · 6 pts · 17d
That's a very bad joke. Upvoted.
Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 17d
That really stings
one_old_coder@piefed.social · 3 pts · 17d
Oh no, you should be proud!
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 17d
The worst puns are the best puns.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
Ambeevalent
Danika7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17d
Ha ha ha ha! That's priceless! 😄😄😄- 👌
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 17d
But what when may is over? I mean, junebees don't know it any better, do they?