Who's driving?

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Bookmeat@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I hope that car doesn't crash, lose power, and leave them unable to open the doors whilst burning in a fiery inferno. Definitely hope not.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y

To each their own but I really hope it does. I'm actively willing it to happen.

(I know you're being facetious)

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's clearly not even a tesla... Actually, can we trick them into turning ever vehicle the president travels in to being a Tesla?! Suddenly, Elon would be seen as a hero for indirectly killing Trump?

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

id argue it is a Tesla, the eyes are (I'm high words are hard) sexy

TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social · 5 pts · 1y

Agreed, I think it's supposed to be a model Y.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 63 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's cute that either of them think they're steering.

Prince bonesaw will end musk on a whim.

Putin will send Vance on a high rise vacation.

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y

Isn't it a self driving car? Why is Putin steering? 🙃

zephorah@lemm.ee · 54 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There needs to be more of this. Enough so Trump starts going batshit on them.

islands@lemmy.cafe · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yep, keep these articles and comics coming. Trump will eventually blow a gasket. Perception is everything to him. It would be hilarious if Elon is gone before the inauguration even happens.

this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Might turn out like xhit Pooh banning Winnie over being called a fat bear. ..... I hate the association. Winnie is a sweet innocent who's wisdom is so simple it's easy to think he an idiot. Fuck xi Leon and dumpster.

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y

And the car is on a truck bed, the truck driven by Peter Theil?

TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y

Considering how bloodthirsty Putin is, how oblivious they are, and how many security holes they are about to create across all agencies, I would say Putin will be.

PunkiBas@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Those tiny hands on trump are just... chefs kiss

Hope@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Maybe the man who famously got rich, spun out a million dollar McLaren F1 sending it sailing through the air shattering all the windows and damaging the body and suspension heavily, who then said to his passenger "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance" shouldn't be driving either.

onesh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

"Wroom, wroom. Tut tuuuut" from the Backseat

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

.... and they're all inside (along with all of us) a self driving bus headed for a cliff at full speed

XOXOX@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
  1. Why are these obvious assholes labeled?
  2. Why doesn't TCF's makeup only cover his face, like in real life?
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Should be Elon and Putin with JD holding a couch on the roof....

huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why does leon have elf ears? Am I ootl?

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

The EL in Elon stands for both elf and elongated. But not his penis. Not his penis.

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Aww, he thinks he’s people

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Do we really think JD is running the show?