H̴̙̎ȇ̷̹l̶̀ͅļ̶̔o̷̢̽,̶̢̕ ̷̢͌i̷̬͌s̵̓͜ ̵̠͒â̴͍n̷͈̑y̵̙̽o̷͎̿n̷̥͆ę̷̃ ̸͍̈́h̴͙̀o̶̧͝m̶̹̾e̸̗͛?̵̺̉

If your cold, they're cold. Bring them in

Skipping non-Euclidean geometry in your renovation? Hope you’re ready for a strongly worded letter from the Azathoth HOA.

I'm not sure why this is a big deal. We've all had Cthulhu as our Fed Ex delivery guy at one time or another.

Looks like yo mama has given up street walking and is going door to door now.

Oooh! Welcome! Would you like some tea, or a glass of wine?

It must be the plumber. Let him in, I want to take a shower.

Say what you want about the Mormons, but at least they knock on your door during the day.

wedges a chair onto the door knob