Thanks I'm cured rule

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YOU'RE THE 10,000TH PERSON TO RECOMMEND YOGA AND AVOCADOS FOR MY PERSONAL ISSUES!

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"Do you eat wheat gluten?" asked the dipshit when he heard about my partner's vascular disease.

MemeCollector@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

🙃

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Congratulations, did you eat the gluten? The wheat one?

Eladarling@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

But have you tried CBD? /s

musclexaddy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Some of my greatest hits of mental health advice that I've been told:

  • "If your intrusive thoughts upset you that much, why don't you just ignore them?"
  • "Have you tried just not identifying as autistic?"
  • "You should try Jesus."
MemeCollector@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I don't know that I could stop myself from punching anyone who said any of those to me 🤬

musclexaddy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y

Oh, it gets worse. All of these are from my "family" from whenever I tried to get help for my severe depression caused by my mother's abuse or from the bitch herself. I've cut them out of my life a few years ago but they still try to contact me for some reason.

Lemmylefty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…

esadatari@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

well, they pick it up, see?

but not with their hands!

no, not their feet, either.

no, not their elbows.

no, not their knees.

😏

anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
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Duchess@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y

what's the craziest thing you guys have been recommended? i had a tutor say i should switch from cow to goat's milk for my asthma.

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

Promise?