Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
https://theonion.com/sweating-rfk-jr-performs-self-surgery-to-extract-big-mac-from-stomach/
https://theonion.com/sweating-rfk-jr-performs-self-surgery-to-extract-big-mac-from-stomach/
7 Comments
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 1y
Ha, like RFK believes in surgery
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Oh he does believe in surgery, but only with his bear hands.
Beastlygr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
turns out RFK jr is just a far-gone druid who spent too much time in animal forms, and now struggles to be human
ladicius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
How he doesn't vomit amidst those bizarre antihumans...
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Jon Stewart said that he did the Big Mac thing to make up for insulting the food that goes on Trump's plane, lol. He was sucking up which makes it funnier to me.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Trump loves humiliating the people who support him, it’s a big part of his playbook