You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk

https://www.wired.com/story/viral-tiktok-etsy-witch-elon-musk/

I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...

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GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They should sell counter curse as well, so they cash in on pro Elon fuckwads with money to burn too.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y

Don't worry, the fundies got you.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?

I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.

SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

They're just following John Green's policy on electricians and witches: "If you don't know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don't change the wiring in my own house, and I don't hex my own enemies." (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)

Delphia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

People would rather do this for the memes than vote.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Good, because the Pinterest warlock I originally hired totally dropped the ball!

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Did he drop the ball or drop the orb?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Both, actually. Turns out he's just as bad at sports as he is at long distance cursing!

BonerMan@ani.social · 5 pts · 1y

I want him to have the curse of cold wet socks for the rest of his life!

How much?

Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

You can find free spells online and buy stuff for the spell if needed for $7.99.