I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...
You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk
https://www.wired.com/story/viral-tiktok-etsy-witch-elon-musk/
https://www.wired.com/story/viral-tiktok-etsy-witch-elon-musk/
I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...
10 Comments
GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y
They should sell counter curse as well, so they cash in on pro Elon fuckwads with money to burn too.
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y
Don't worry, the fundies got you.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?
I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.
SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
They're just following John Green's policy on electricians and witches: "If you don't know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don't change the wiring in my own house, and I don't hex my own enemies." (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)
Delphia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
People would rather do this for the memes than vote.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Good, because the Pinterest warlock I originally hired totally dropped the ball!
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Did he drop the ball or drop the orb?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Both, actually. Turns out he's just as bad at sports as he is at long distance cursing!
BonerMan@ani.social · 5 pts · 1y
I want him to have the curse of cold wet socks for the rest of his life!
How much?
Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
You can find free spells online and buy stuff for the spell if needed for $7.99.