You got them city-boys and then you have that one corn-fed country boy who walks through doorways sideways.

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idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 110 pts · 3y (9 replies)

When girls lock me in the utility room, they are "sexy". When I lock girls in the utility room, I'm a "rapist". World is cruel.

cryball@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 3y (8 replies)

Then just try to leave. If they try to stop you the situation kinda changes and would not be considered sexy anymore.

EDIT: also this has kinda changed in the recent years, where the initial situation could also be seen as inappropriate.

spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (3 replies)

You're right, but this was a joke so you got whooshed.

cryball@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 3y (2 replies)

The utility room door does move a lot of air when it closes.

spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's not the door but the bad breath of me commenting.

cryball@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y

Oh. I presumed the smell was coming from me :D

GBU_28@lemm.ee · -8 pts · 3y (3 replies)

The "joke" is if a guy tried to leave, he'd just move her aside and open the door.

If a girl tried that, she wouldn't be able to escape.

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

These girls beg to differ:

!fitgirls@lemmynsfw.com

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Of course I'm not discussing the totality of reality.

It's a boomer "joke"

GBU_28@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 3y

Of course I'm not discussing the totality of reality.

It's a boomer "joke"

TheBat@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 3y (5 replies)
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Num10ck@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y

sharpen your crayons and get to work

danwardvs@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 3y (2 replies)

You’ve put some thought into this.

Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3y

more than "some" thought, I think.

I'd wager theres a 80+ page fanfic on their computer somewhere.

Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Superman's been running since 1938, this is what it all lead up to. Always has been.

radioactiveradio@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Only until he crushes that dildo with his ass as he convulses in pleasure.

oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 3y

Lois: shoots superman
Clark: haha got me i'm superman
Lois: the gun's blank

TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Man. Rule 34 did not waste any time on this show.

ArtificialLink@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Rule 34 is if it exists there is porn of it. This image is not porn....yet.

TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 3y

IT'S LITERALLY THE NEXT FRAME

vaultdweler13@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Pretty sure ive seen this style before...

ArtificialLink@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Source? For scientific efforts only of course

vaultdweler13@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Look up Dragon Ball Z chi chi rule 34, you should find the person who's style looks quite similair if not the actual artist. I aint sure though.

Edit: source is "funsexydragonball"

Flag@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Whats the source on this? If there is any

aramande@nerdbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

It appears to be by FunSexyDB, they have some more stuff from this show on X.

Cstrrider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

This is at least in the art style of the Adult Swim show My Adventures with Superman so maybe its a Manga accompaniment? Sorry if this was obvious I just heard of this show yesterday.

LemmyLaLibre@feddit.ch · -4 pts · 3y

Sorry. Ain't got no sauce.

errer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I’m pretty sure Superman could break that knob by twisting it, maybe even break that door with a few good whacks

HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y

Bro just needs to walk straight through, no need to exert himself

Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

Not while Louis is working on his knob, he don't

LemmyLaLibre@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 3y

Ah yes but then the jig is up.

7h0m4s@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 3y

I'm pretty sure Lois is locking the door to prevent interruptions from anyone else.

kemsat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Lois is looking more succulent than usual… Actually, she looks like stupid sexy straight Tracer from Overwatch… I have to go.

Cornfed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

It's a blessing and a curse.