Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.
I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.
Damn, you've either had horrible turkeys, or you have delicious packing material. That said, I read in The Tenth Legion, which is a book by a legendary turkey hunter, that compared to wild turkey, farmed turkeys taste like compressed cardboard. So I guess you're onto something. Try a free-range turkey next time, or a wild turkey if you're able.
A lot of people in this thread claiming that turkeys can fly, are not realizing that in context of this meme the turkeys were tossed from a helicopter. Makes a difference.
I was blown away when I first saw a wild chicken fly. I always thought they were flightless because I had only seen domesticated chickens up to that point.
Wild turkeys can also fly, and those things are all over Mariposa.
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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.
I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Benjamin Franklin thought so too.
https://fi.edu/en/science-and-education/benjamin-franklin/national-bird
kemsat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
We started eating them because they are delicious.
Antiproton@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Damn, you've either had horrible turkeys, or you have delicious packing material. That said, I read in The Tenth Legion, which is a book by a legendary turkey hunter, that compared to wild turkey, farmed turkeys taste like compressed cardboard. So I guess you're onto something. Try a free-range turkey next time, or a wild turkey if you're able.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Someone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They have almost no fat, so you have to cook them correctly or they're awful. But if you cook them correctly they're delicious.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 27 pts · 1y
Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well
Source: there’s turkeys all over my city
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Wild turkeys can fly short distances. Domesticated turkeys can't because they've been bred to have huge breasts
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Hubba hubba
janNatan@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I have huge breasts, Greg. Could you breed me?
So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
👉👈
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Like big ol bags of sand.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
breasts
Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
They can fly, but more so to get up in a tree than to go somewhere. Source is that I used to have turkeys until some stray dogs killed them all.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
They will definitely fly to get away. They can fly 50 mph, which is crazy for a 30 lb bird.
Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah I meant like they're not gonna fly long distances
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That's true, but I think it's amazing that they can fly at all, let alone fly wicked fast.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
You'd have to fly that fast if their wingspan isn't large enough. Would probably have to be like 20-30 ft for a 30 lb bird.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Are you from Boston?
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I am not.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Wicked pissa.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
I am from the 80's and 90's, when "wicked" was a commonly used adjective in pop culture.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
They're plummetting to earth like sacks of wet cement!
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Turkeys can fly! Up to 50 mph!
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Frozen ones though?
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
If you throw em hard enough
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y
I'm even in Cincinnati!
sgibson5150@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
Bailey > Jennifer
GCanuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
A lot of people in this thread claiming that turkeys can fly, are not realizing that in context of this meme the turkeys were tossed from a helicopter. Makes a difference.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Also they were the over fed industrial farmed ones
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 1y
I was blown away when I first saw a wild chicken fly. I always thought they were flightless because I had only seen domesticated chickens up to that point.
Wild turkeys can also fly, and those things are all over Mariposa.