For. Real. No tin of strained pig puke jelly is gonna make the relatives any more bearable — especially these days with their fave nazis runnin' shit. Fuck me, if I'm not shotgunning for Major Tom on a spin around the stars. ✊🏼😂
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
One time I was at a party and there were up to 25 Marijuanas in the vicinity. I was lucky to escape death 25 times, and have been very thankful after that.
22 Comments
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 1y
I feel like we're downplaying the obvious and significant impact of Thanksgiving on this situation.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
For. Real. No tin of strained pig puke jelly is gonna make the relatives any more bearable — especially these days with their fave nazis runnin' shit. Fuck me, if I'm not shotgunning for Major Tom on a spin around the stars. ✊🏼😂
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Let's talk about your career, young man.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Not even ONE Marijuana.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
His friend was right. Terry clearly needed to chill the fuck out.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
What is this shit? Hamburglar clearly had an unsavoury lifestyle already and was prone to criminality.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
It’s called propaganda.
OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I think it's a joke posing as propaganda. If you read the fine print at the bottom you'll see what I mean.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The Hamburgler has not tried even one Marijuana. Not even one.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
i mean, he did take out a drug dealer.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
One time I was at a party and there were up to 25 Marijuanas in the vicinity. I was lucky to escape death 25 times, and have been very thankful after that.
sploosh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Why did they just stand by and take pictures?
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Can you imagine getting high at Thanksgiving dinner? That would be amazing!
UnpledgedCatnapTipper@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
I did it at friendsgiving this past weekend. Can confirm it was great!
Cort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
https://nypost.com/2024/11/26/us-news/nj-uber-eats-driver-finds-large-bag-of-marijuana-in-what-she-thought-was-burrito-delivery/
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Fucking Narc
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I knew a friend once that only tried one Marijuana, and he disappeared and I never saw him again.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Did you also try a marijuana that day? You may have just lost the ability to see him