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c/programmerhumor · by tibor@pawb.social · 3y

We must stay focused

449 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

bappity@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 3y (5 replies)

you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

Mojave@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (3 replies)

sleep(3.786912e+11)

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

bad code. that should be abstracted to coma()

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

We need to do an efficiently test. Run my cone a thousand times and yours a thousand times, then check which runs faster.

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

easy. i'll add this benchmark as a unit test to check in ci/cd

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (9 replies)

Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?

EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
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Moc@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

I knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.

damnson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Welcome to Reddit 2 I guess.

vkirlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 3y

Oh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

“Quit printing baNaNa in your JS console!”

Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I like the stickers on the 3rd kid's tough book, that's a nice touch

DaveNa@lemmy.ml · -4 pts · 3y

Another child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.