Poor Jeff

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

BRB, I need to take a fuck.

DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 1 pts · 3y

Hol' up...

ooklamok@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Would you like some making fuck berserker

keeb420@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Sometimes it's fun to shit around with language.

reddig33@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

“Double dumbass on you.”

oSillyScope@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Colorful metaphors

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Those are all things I would say.

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Jeff?

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Jeff isn’t here but I can take a message…

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

I don't know why, but this made me chuckle!

DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

I was at church camp, hanging out with someone who I thought was my cool new friend at the time. So I was comfortable swearing around him (for the first time in my life.) Some other younger kids were around and annoying us, so I tried on a new phrase "Shut up your shit!" One of the adults heard me and said something about not wanting to hear that kind of language again. I was ashamed until today. I feel better about it now for some reason.

RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

Mother... shitter... sonofa... ass

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Related: this clip from Donnie Darko of siblings being masters of rhetoric 😂

rastro@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

You're very welcome 😁

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Mother removed!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (5 replies)

What are you, the reverse CPS?

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Lol. It edited the profanity out of my post. Idk why.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Fair enough lol. Maybe your instance has one of those moronic auto-filters to protect us all against the horrors of colorful language?

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think it's actually this instance that filtered it, because I have used profanity quite often on my instance. Or perhaps it's the specific word I used. What I typed is what the Indian convenience store clerk yells at Will Smith and Martin Lawrence when he pulls a gun on them in the Bad Boys movie.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Not having seen the movie for a couple decades, I'm just going to guess: "Mother Mary"? 😛

Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Mother b*tches!