Assuming average wpm and distance and that Darth Flamingus started chasing you since you wrote myth and ignoring the time for the information to travel:
Darth Flamingus was traveling at approximately 30.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 m/s or about 100.000.000.000.000.000 times the speed of light
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nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 65 pts · 1y
Standing on one leg while sleeping is an ability some may consider to be unnatural.
Cooljimy84@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Who wouldn't want to learn more after this pitch?
dessimbelackis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
A bird so absolute about its diet could only be a sith
OpenStars@piefed.social · 40 pts · 1y
Pffft - you wish. Actually it turns out that Sith have Flamingo eyes. I would say more except I value my life and the things they would do to me...
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
My dude Darth Flamingus is just a myth, you don’t have to be afra
OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y
All praise be to... oh, ahem, I mean Darth Flamingus does not exi
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Assuming average wpm and distance and that Darth Flamingus started chasing you since you wrote myth and ignoring the time for the information to travel:
Darth Flamingus was traveling at approximately 30.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 m/s or about 100.000.000.000.000.000 times the speed of light
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
When you become a Sith, you start eating only plankton and brine shrimp.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
The conversion process has begun... How long? How long until it can be completed?! :-P
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y
Sith wish they could drink boiling water like flamingos
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Huh. Today I learned.
https://thepopularflamingo.com/blogs/posts/can-flamingos-drink-boiling-water?srsltid=AfmBOopfUqwKGl52RoqMgHBZA_fi1urS2Sk2unq20CToeQOTFDkQc-xV
Bobmighty@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Considering flamingos came first, I would say with have flamingo eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if they were the inspiration.
Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
No, flamingos did not come first.
Star wars happened a long long time ago.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
In a galaxy far, far away, no less.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
a galaxy fla, fla, mingo
drathvedro@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
They've got a thirst for blood
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Now this is the revelationary posts I come to lemmy for
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Why?
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Wait do all Sith have Sithheads like the phantom dentist there?