Grandwolf319

Just think of all you have to offer her

Thinks

I need cash and lots of it.

Okay I’m gonna play devil’s advocate, it’s worrying because we are not adapting our system.

I’ve always thought over population is a big issue but when I found out how our social security is intentionally a Ponzi scheme, it made me very worried.

I don’t give two shits about the replacement theory but I’m worried that I am getting paid shit throughout my adult life since labour isn’t expensive yet but when if I need to retire, labour could become super expensive.

Of course a sane society would just use all the excess wealth today to invest in automation but if we were sane, a lot of things would be better.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated.

Isn’t this another case of only caring about something once it happens to you?

The are trying to make reducing carbon seem unrealistic

I always wondered if those were made from real chocolate or not.

He was able to break them apart so I guess chocolate

The thought of a beer baron operating right under my nose is laughable

Tries to laugh failing to do so

Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.

To be fair, you could start with a tiny dose and work your way up from there.

Give your ancestors some credit

I think it’s more the older characters have the older, less realistic design.

Still weird how Bart and Lisa’s hair is the same colour as their skin.

Wow, Bart has feelings,

Hahaha, Mrs Doody

Nah, this just means that Elon can’t buy happiness with money

I mean, what are the chances the boy would look in the vegetable drawer?

NRA

Before existence itself, there was only the singularity, infinitely packed and crystallized.

Then with a spark, a cosmic rip, and Le Big Bong filled all of existence with hot gas, expanding after the exhale and filling all of space making the universal hot box.

Finds old psp in the closet

Holy shit it still works, can’t say that about the memory card though

In a sane world, there would be a law that forces certain types of features to always work.

Cloud connectivity can have benefits but honestly, 95+% of a car’s feature does not need the internet

I mean, I think of it as for food or survival, suddenly the meme becomes unironic

You will soon find out that it feels far more like sucking a dick than getting blown.

Thought it was common knowledge.

A statue asking for the poor and hungry in America? Bah, inconceivable

Honest question, has he tried to defend the DDOS attack? Can’t imagine how one would justify that