No take backs

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26 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 84 pts · 1y (11 replies)

I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn't be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.

einlander@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Awwh I'd pet you though

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Well no.. 🤔

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Source?

wunami@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

True, but you need to know how to get to that place which shifts the problem a little but still

Senseless@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I'd boop kolanaki

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd play the fuck outta this video game

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Stray 2: Dog

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 62 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Yeah, but she's getting murmaidered by pollution.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year's model so she wants moooore.

klemptor@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y

She might want to look into thingamabobs

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.

Zink@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y

You need your knives, CHECK!

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.

Pothetato@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

She's actually just reacting to internet videos. Like "dayum, that's crazy." Everyone wins!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

2mermaids1cup doesn't really translate well until you are on land.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I like you

cerement@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 1y
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?

You duped