Speaking as a dad, we like to "explain" things that our children already know all the time, so OOP could may have already known about big bangs, but just letting his old man talk (and make a fool of himself).
Before existence itself, there was only the singularity, infinitely packed and crystallized.
Then with a spark, a cosmic rip, and Le Big Bong filled all of existence with hot gas, expanding after the exhale and filling all of space making the universal hot box.
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 51d
I worry a bit about someone that knows what a bong is but not the big bang.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 51d
Speaking as a dad, we like to "explain" things that our children already know all the time, so OOP could may have already known about big bangs, but just letting his old man talk (and make a fool of himself).
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 6 pts · 51d
Mais oui, le Grand Bongue
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 51d
Before existence itself, there was only the singularity, infinitely packed and crystallized.
Then with a spark, a cosmic rip, and Le Big Bong filled all of existence with hot gas, expanding after the exhale and filling all of space making the universal hot box.