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DesolateMood@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ed...

Ward

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Malo! hai, come on in!

= ^ w ^ =

zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Mari lwyd?

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Mal0, aka SCP-1471-a. SCP-1471 is a phone app that claims to connect you with your new best friend. SCP-1471-a is a bipedal creature who will begin texting you pictures of yourself with them imposed in the background, stating they're approaching your position. Eventually they will begin to impose themselves in your vision; out of the corner of your eye, in reflections, and so forth. Afaik it is unknown if SCP-1471-a can ever physically manifest and what would happen if they did.

That said, what is known is that furries get very horny for Mal0.

zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I imagine this is what it would feel like to fall into a swimming pool full of LSD.

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y

Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Please enjoy your stay (you will not be allowed to leave).

Also, the SCP in question: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

am furry adjacent, can confirm.

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Am furry, can confirm

gnawmon@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

i wonder if it ever appeared on flathub

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y

This, only in Welsh